Far, far away on a distant planetary web, lived a group of disgruntled cyber geniuses. A ruthless leader had gained power over them. An arrogant dictator, he “robbed” them of their creative “juices” and sucked the life force from their bodies, one assignment at a time. Weak, their life force oozing from their wounded souls, these stalwart few rose up one last time to fight their oppressor. Under cover of darkness they planned their insurgency. Suddenly and without warning, the group reached up and with the last ounce of dignity they had left, they seized the Evil one by the gonads and “squeezed” hard. A great battle ensued during which the planets reeled through the web universe colliding into each other. Mountains were made low and seas were spilled from their cups. As the darkness cleared and the universe stilled, the Evil one had been brought to his knees! This rag-tag group of soldiers arose to take the world by storm. They ruled the web, always on the cutting edge! They are your hosts for the future. A giant cheer erupted from the cyber world…and Collision Hosting was born! 
At Collision Hosting, we are a universe apart from our competition. We don’t oversell like a lot of other companies do. We offer affordable plans with reliable service. You can rest easy knowing that your website will be online fast. We stand behind you! We are there for you with 24/7 customer support by phone and email. Being web designers and developers ourselves, we know what you need and what you expect-and we strive to give that to you. Instead of joining the big Evil ones and contributing to their monopolies, host with us! Join a team of renegades who will do everything in their power to give you a great product and great service!
The Management Team
Jacob Haug
Managing Director
Chief Technical Officer
As Managing Director and Chief Technical Officer, Jacob really has no personal life. He is on call night and day to solve whatever snafus have crept into his hosting kingdom. Jacob and his dog “Cyber” only take short breaks to eat, have a daily run, and bathe once a week. Just kidding! Cyber bathes every day.
Linda Chadbourne
Managing Director
Chief Financial Officer
Introducing Linda Chadbourne. She’s the Chief Financial Officer. She makes things “add up.” In her spare time she rides horses. I guess you could say that in her private life, as well as with her work at Collision Hosting, she likes to “stay on top” of things. She’ll keep a whip over us to be sure that we live up to our promises. No “horsing” around here at Collision Hosting.
Stuart Wagner
Creative Director
Chief Operations Officer
The majority of Stuart’s life is spent behind a desk, performing life’s basic tasks by the glow and continuous hum of his computer. Whenever he’s not engulfed by the world of Photoshop, he makes himself useful as Chief Operations Officer, making sure everything runs smoothly and breaking up any major fights in the office. In general, Stuart is a pretty nice guy who likes to fry eggs with the heat produced by Collision Hosting’s servers. Seriously, have you ever had server eggs? They’re delicious!
